Häagen-Dazs (ice cream brand) is a made up name and has no meaning in any language.
Armadillos always give birth to quadruplets.
Pokémon holds the record for “Most Photosensitive Epileptic Seizures Caused By A TV Show.”
Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” spent 741 weeks on the Billboard…
and then she does that shit for another 45 fucking minutes and its annoying as hell cuz yall aint never on time for nothing cuz her fuckass cant never make up her mind.
Wish someone thought like this about me
Jonathan Safran Foer (via kushandwizdom)
I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that no one loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that I love no one else, and never have loved anyone else, and never will love anyone else.